Rolls Royce Phantom

Every car should look something like this...

or like a Ferrari.

I'm not picky.

Beep Beep in a Jeep

While there may be an obprepssion (yes, prep-obsession) with the Wagoneer, I've always been fond of the full Jeep lineup. These are my top selections, primed to take on winding woodland roads, absurdly low mileage and all.